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Day 09 Highlights

Sim Brother 2006 - Couples Special

8:11AM - It's the 9th day in the Sim Brother house. Later today either Joe and Samantha, or Greg and Marge will get evicted. Marge and Greg have come to the diary room.
Sim Brother:
How are you both feeling about tonight's eviction?
Greg:
Nervous.
Marge:
Yeah, but at least we all know there's going to be an eviction tonight, and we also know who's facing it, so were doing a lot better than last time when you sprung it on us!
Sim Brother:
If you do leave the house tonight, what would you miss the most?
Marge:
The other people of course.
Greg:
And the fish (Laughs).
Sim Brother: How do you think Joe and Samantha are feeling about the eviction?
Marge:
The same I guess.

9:02AM - Most of the housemates are on the sofas.
Kelly:
Who do you think will go tonight then boys?
Andy:
I haven't got a clue, why?
Kelly:
I think Joe and Samantha will.
Marge:
That's nice of you to say!
Kelly:
Well they just laze around in bed all the time.
Pete:
I'm sure you would if you could!
Kelly:
I wouldn't. If me and Liam were the top couple we'd get up with the rest of you.
Andy:
(Laughs) I really hope you become the next top couple then, because I know you wouldn't.
Kelly:
I'm not a big sleeper. I like socialising more! Those two are unsociable.
Pete:
Whatever Kelly.
Greg:
What should we do? I'm feeling bored. How about a game of darts?
Kelly:
No.
Greg:
Only because you lost against me!
Kelly:
(Laughs) Well yeah, but I'm bored of it too.
Greg:
What should we do then?
Liam:
We could exercise.
Kelly:
I'm not in mood.
Marge:
Me neither with the eviction looming.
Kelly:
Let's bake something!
Pete:
More creps suzette would be great!
Kelly:
We haven't got enough eggs, but we can make a cake.
Andy:
Yeah, cool!

9:21AM - Andy, Kelly, and Marge have been making cakes for 17 minutes.
Kelly:
I can't believe were making three cakes!
Marge:
They'll cheer us all up a bit.
Andy:
And we can keep them in the fridge and save them for tomorrow after the eviction.
Kelly:
(Laughs) Yeah, we'll defiantly need them then.

The other housemates are playing poker.
Liam:
I once won a fortune at poker, but then I agreed to play another round. I lost everything!
Pete:
(Laughs) Greed is a problem for us all sometimes. We just want more.
Greg:
Not me! I'm happy with the minimum. The most important thing to me is my family, then my religion. Money isn't that important.
Pete:
You've got good priorities Greg.
Liam:
Oh crap!
Pete:
What?
Liam:
We didn't ask to play on this table.
Greg:
They won't mind.
Liam:
I know, but were punished if we don't ask permission.
Sim Brother:
This is Sim Brother, would Greg, Liam and Pete please come to the diary room.
Liam:
See?
Pete:
We've been playing it for ages. There a bit slow.
Liam:
They must of been getting a punishment ready for us!
Sim Brother:
Now!

9:24AM
Greg:
Oh no.
Liam:
What you talking about? This is great! I've missed working out so much.
Sim Brother:
Because you have played on the poker table without Joe's or Samantha's permission, you will now be punished. Each of you must complete 100 butterfly presses.
Liam:
Is that all!?
Sim Brother:
200.
Liam:
Ah.
Pete:
Well done!
Sim Brother:
Return to the house and change into more suitable clothing. Then return to the diary room. Don't speak to the other housemates.
Liam:
This should be fun.
Pete:
I guess it'll do us some good.
Greg:
I'm not the sort of man who works out! I probably won't be able to do 1, and defiantly not 200!
Liam:
You will! Don't worry, we'll help.

10:03AM - Joe and Samantha have just been woken by Sim Brother.
Samantha:
Cake at this time in the morning!?
Kelly:
We've been up a lot longer than you, remember?
Samantha:
I suppose that's true. It looks good.
Kelly:
There's more in the kitchen, and even more in the oven if you want some.
Joe:
Thanks. We'll get some breakfast first though. Where's everyone else?
Andy:
Were not exactly sure. They went into the diary room, came out and got dressed in work out clothes, and then went back in there. They ignored us when we tried to speak to them too.
Joe:
That's strange.
Marge:
They'll be doing some sort of secret task or something.
Joe:
Yeah, probably.

10:22AM - Liam, Pete and Greg are still in the diary room.
Liam:
I'm nearly done.
Pete:
Me too.
Liam:
How many proper ones do you think you've done now Greg?
Greg:
(Breathless) I... don't.. know..
Liam:
Don't worry, we'll stay 'ere with you until you've done them all.
Pete:
We probably have to anyway.
Liam:
Sim Brother, could we maybe do some of Greg's for 'im?
Sim Brother:
No.

11:56AM - Liam, Greg and Pete have just completed their punishment.
Marge:
Finally! What happened!?
Liam:
We were getting punished. We used the poker table without asking.
Kelly:
Are you alright Greg?
Pete:
He's a bit tired, we had to do 200 butterfly presses.
Marge:
Exercise!? Oh my word, no wonder you took so long with Greg there!
Liam:
(Laughs) At least you've burnt off a few pounds, 'ey Greg?
Greg:
Yeah.
Kelly:
Well get some cake to get your energy back! We kind of made too much, and we've 'ad so much ourselves we feel sick!
Joe:
Yeah, were just hoping they don't want us to do another task like yesterday now!

9:02PM - The housemates are gathered on the sofa's for the second eviction.
Kelly:
Did you both remember to pack some cake in your suitcase?
Joe:
(Laughs) Yeah we remembered.
Greg:
We did too.
Kelly:
Good, we'll be eating it until the end otherwise.
Davina:
Sim Brother house, this is Davina. Greg and Marge... Joe and Samantha. Both of you faced the public vote, and I can now reveal, that the second couple to leave the house is... Marge and Greg!

Pete: I can't believe it.
Joe:
Thanks a lot!
Kelly:
It's just a shock!
Greg:
It's been great knowing you all.
Davina:
You have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes and leave the house!

Greg: You've changed my view of gay people. I'm not as against it as I used to be.
Pete:
That's great to hear!
Kelly:
I'm glad we made friends.
Marge:
Me too
Joe: Sorry Marge! Sorry Greg!
Greg:
It's fine. I guess our time was up.
10...9...
Liam:
I'll miss you both loads.
Samantha:
Me too. You were sort of parent figures to us all.
3...2...1..
All:
Goodbye!
Greg and Marge, you have been evicted. Please leave the Sim Brother house.

9:15PM - A new couple is entering the house. Marge is 83. Anne is 79. They have been together for 60 years and live together in the countryside.
Mary:
Do you think they'll like us?
Anne:
I hope so love.

Pete: Oh my god! Hello!
Kelly:
Oh my god! Lesbians!
Liam:
Hi there.
Joe:
A new couple!
Kelly:
This is great! I'm Kelly and this Liam.
Mary:
Hello, good evening!
Anne:
I'm Anne and this is Mary.
Andy:
I'm Andy, and that's Pete my boy freind.
Samantha:
Hi! I'm Samantha and this is my boy freind Joe.

Anne: I can't believe were here!
Mary:
It's lovely to be here.
Liam:
Have you been in isolation?
Anne:
Yes, since the show started.
Joe:
Do you know about the ranking?
Mary:
The what!?
Joe:
I guess that's a no then. Well, for the series, were ranked and each rank gets a different amount of money to spend on food, and the top couple get's a private bedroom.
Anne:
Where do we sleep?
Samantha:
Well were the top couple at the moment, so I guess your in the main bedroom with everyone else.
Mary:
Ah!
Anne:
What about our food though? We haven't been ranked.
Sim Brother:
This is Sim Brother.
Anne:
My word! That startled me.
Sim Brother:
Welcome to the house Anne and Mary! Each couple receives a rank for this series. Because you've just entered, you will take the rank of the couple who just left.
Mary:
Is that good?
Liam:
No they were last.
Sim Brother: Your fridge is the fourth from the left in the store room.
Anne:
Rightio.
Kelly:
Don't worry ladies, we'll 'elp you out with food.
Anne:
Thank you my love.

9:35PM - Its been 20 minutes since Anne and Mary entered the house.
Joe:
What do you think of them then?
Samantha:
I don't like them. They smell.
Joe:
Do they!?
Samantha:
Yeah, you know that old people smell, that old people smell of?
Joe:
(Laughs) Well they are old people, so probably do smell of old people.
Samantha:
(Laughs). There boring too.
Joe:
Yeah. I don't think there the sort to get drunk and have a party. Mary looks ancient, and Anne looks underfed!
Samantha:
(Laughs) Maybe were wrong. They might surprise us. I guess we just need to wait and see.

Kelly: You really know how to drink!
Marge:
I enjoy a good drink, my love.
Kelly:
I can tell! Go easy though.. were running out of supplies.
Marge:
How do we get more?
Kelly:
Sim Brother 'as to reward us with them.
Marge:
Then don't you worry. I'll talk him into giving us more.
Kelly:
(Laughs) You don't what he's like yet.
Marge:
My charm will work with him, and if not then I'll make him feel guilty for not giving us drinks on mine and Anne's first night!

Liam: Would you like some more cake, or anything else Anne?
Anne:
No thank you dear. One slice of cake was enough for me.
Liam:
A drink?
Anne:
No, no. I'm quite alright. You don't have to look after me, just because I'm old and grey, you know.
Liam:
I'm sorry.
Anne:
You've taken a liking to me haven't you?
Liam:
I respect my elders.
Anne:
Really!? So the tattoos and chains are just a mask for your sensitive nature?
Liam:
(Laughs).
Anne:
I speak honest truths my love.

10:20PM - Kelly and Mary are in the diary room.
Mary:
Kelly tells me that your responsible for restocking our bar. Is that correct?
Sim Brother:
Yes.
Mary:
Now then, what's a girl got to do to get that bar restocked? ...Ignorance! I asked you a question. Now answer me!
Sim Brother: Housemates must pass tasks to earn rewards.
Kelly:
Wow, your actually getting stuff out of 'im!
Mary:
Well that's fair enough, but it's my first night here and I'd like some celebratory drinks. Now, you can either set us a task, right now, to get us some drinks... or you could just give us some. Go on, be a gentleman and respect your elders!
Sim Brother: On this occasion...
Kelly:
Oh my god.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother will provide some new items for the bar, to welcome you to the house.
Mary:
Thank you, and make sure you give us plenty!
Sim Brother:
The items can be collected from the store room, in five minutes time.
Kelly:
Excellent!

10:29PM
Andy:
He just said yes, just like that?
Mary:
It's only fair. You had drinks on your first night, so we should too.
Kelly:
Absolutely.
Pete:
(Laughs) I think that's the first time he's ever given in to our requests.
Mary:
Well get used to it my love, because Mary is in da house!

11:47PM - All the housemates are now in bed. Tomorrow the housemates will begin a two day task to be re-ranked.