It's the fifteenth day in the Sim Brother Couples house.
Tonight, two evictions will take place. The first will be between Aisha and Corinne, Aleks and Emery, and Maximillian and Zsa Zsa. The second will be between the two newest couples Bryce and Ofelia and Dennis and Lionel.
All of the housemates are asleep. A few days ago Sim Brother told Emery he would be punished for using areas of the house he wasn't allowed to.
Sim Brother: This is Sim Brother, would Emery please come to the diary room.
Aleks: Hm? What?
Emery: Are they serious!?
Aleks: What time is it!? Emery: It's still early. This is gonna be my punishment. Shit. Best throw on some clothes.
Aleks: Well, do it quietly.
Emery: Thanks so much for your sympathy! (Laughs).
Emery: Oh, Sim Brother, please. It's too early for all this.
Four minutes later...
Emery has been told to head straight to jail.
Emery: All this effort because I walked into the bathroom and brushed my teeth. (Laughs). Honestly, Sim Brother, what's the point!? Sim Brother: The rules are the rules, Emery. If you don't break them, you don't get punished.
Emery: Yeah. Yeah. You bloody dictator, you.
Emery is still in jail.
Emery: This is actually awful.
Aleks: You OK? (Laughs).
Emery: Oh, nice of you to finally join me!
Aleks: Why should I get up!? I didn't break the rules.
Emery: I can't believe they're doing this to me! On today of all days! Christmas Eve! And when we might be going home later as well.
Aleks: It is what it is.
Emery: Why didn't they do it when I first broke the rules!? Aleks: They probably wanted to make you think they forgot.
Emery: Bastards. Absolute bastards.
Aleks: I'm gonna go shower anyway.
Emery: I hope you slip.
Aleks is showering in the outside quarters.
Aleks: Oh, it's so awful when you turn the water off and step out...
Aisha and Corinne have just been woken up by Sim Brother.
Aisha: Seems like they've woke us up early today.
Corinne: They sometimes let us sleep in almost as long as the others.
Aisha: Not today.
Corinne: Sim Brother's not feeling the festive spirit, then!
Aisha: (Laughs). Apparently not.
Corinne: Maybe Sim Sister hasn't got him anything?
Aisha: I remember the year you gave me a hug for my birthday.
Corinne: I literally had a pound to my name at the time.
Aisha: You should've given me the pound, then.
Corinne: (Laughs). Oh, of course.
The rest of the housemates are now awake.
Maximillian: Time to the face the day.
Zsa Zsa: Yes indeed. And Christmas Eve of all days!
Maximillian: Prefer it to Christmas Day, to be honest.
Zsa Zsa: I know you do, honey.
Maximillian: I find it more reflective. More peaceful.
Zsa Zsa: I get what you're saying.
Maximillian: Eviction tonight, as well.
Zsa Zsa: Yep. Let's try and be upbeat though! We might just stay!
Maximillian: Indeed. I'm hopeful.
Lionel: I dreamed about you last night.
Dennis: Did you? Was it a saucy dream, you little minx?
Lionel: If by saucy you mean I cheated on you with another man, then sure.
Dennis: What!? Seriously!? Who!? Lionel: Don't know. Was either some random man, or I can't quite remember.
Dennis: That's infuriated me.
Lionel: Why? It was just a dream? I can hardly help it.
Dennis: You cheated on me! Lionel: (Laughs). Don't be hysterical.
Dennis: Well, fine, you can dream about it all you want but you'd never get a better looking man than me in reality, and you know it!
Lionel: Darling, I could do it in fifteen minutes. In this house. Right now. I've got a slutty little black number in the wardrobe, remember? The boys in here would be drooling.
Dennis: (Laughs). I'm almost tempted to let you try.
Sasha and Vaughn have been woken up.
Sasha: How many nights do we have left in here?
Vaughn: One, I think.
Sasha: Oh, yay! So we get to wake up to this bedroom on Christmas morning. I love it.
Vaughn: Yeah. It'll be nice.
Sasha: How you thinking tonight's gonna go?
Vaughn: The eviction? I honestly don't know. In a weird way, I could see any of them going? Though I'd say Maximillian and Zsa Zsa might be the safest. If I had to put money on it I'd say Aisha and Corinne.
Sasha: And I just have no idea.
Vaughn: Stop sitting on the fence. I gave you an answer.
Sasha: But that's the thing, babe, I genuinely don't know.
Emery is still in jail.
Kalyani: I can't believe you're actually still in this thing.
Emery: Babes, I honestly want to cry. I can't cope.
Kalyani: Stay strong. And moan less. The more you complain, the longer they'll keep you in there.
Emery: But I can't help it! I'm spending what could be my last few hours in the house stuck in a cell! It's not fair! Kalyani: I don't think you're going anywhere. You better not anyway.
Emery: I think we might.
Kalyani: I'd be livid. I'm sorry but you and Aleks going over Aisha and Corinne and Maximillian!? Give me a break. It'd be a farce.
Aleks is doing laundry for the top ranked couple.
Vaughn: Thanks so much for this, man. It's really embarrassing to ask.
Aleks: Oh, it's nothing.
Vaughn: I'll happily do the same for you when the roles are reversed.
Aleks: If we don't go tonight. (Laughs). Man, I miss this room.
Vaughn: I can imagine. Sasha and I don't want to leave it now.
Aleks: It's the best. It really is.
Aleks: Oh, how far we've fallen.
Sim Brother has called Bryce and Ofelia to the diary room. They, along with Dennis and Lionel, are unaware that they face eviction tonight.
Sim Brother: Hello, Bryce. Hello, Ofelia. How are you both today?
Ofelia: We're not too bad. We're trying our best to be normal with one another.
Bryce: She's being civil basically.
Ofelia: I thought we agreed it's the best course of action?
Bryce: It is.
Ofelia: Well, then.
Sim Brother: What have you taken away from your experience thus far?
Ofelia: That there's some work in our relationship to be done, for sure. And I think I've made some friends in here.
Bryce: And I've just realised what a mistake it was to come in.
Ofelia: Open the door please, Sim Brother. I need some air...
Sim Brother: Why do you feel like it was a mistake to come into the house, Bryce?
Bryce: Well, look for yourself! Are you blind!? You've wrecked my relationship! Destroyed my soul! Sim Brother: How has Sim Brother done that, Bryce? Bryce: I'm not even going to bother to answer your questions. I just haven't got any interest in doing so. I just hope you're not planning anything too nice for the housemates tomorrow. Because I don't intend on letting them have a nice Christmas. Not at all.
Aleks, Emery, Kalyani, Naveen, and Tammi-Louise are in the snug.
Tammi-Louise: What do you guys miss most about being on the outside? Naveen: Sex.
Kalyani: What he says.
Emery: Yeah. That's a big one. But also being able to eat whatever we want whenever we want. I miss going on walks, too.
Aleks: Music for me, probably. I listen to music for hours every day so that has definitely been the hardest thing in here.
Naveen: No, I've been the hardest thing in here, mate.
Kalyani: Say the word and we can go into the toilet and cover the camera? Naveen: No way. You wanna explain to my mother and Grandmother why we had sex on a reality TV show!? Kalyani: They'd skin me alive and cook me in a curry.
Naveen: Damn right they would.
Tammi-Louise: And what don't we miss? For me, it's Christmas shopping. I hate it.
Emery: Really!? You love shopping! Tammi-Louise: For myself. (Laughs). Not for other people.
Aleks: Masks. I don't miss masks.
Kalyani: Fuck yes! Tell me about it! I get why they're necessary but they're a pain in the arse.
Naveen: I don't miss reading about politics either. And seeing people's bullshit on social media.
Tammi-Louise: That's a good one!
Aleks: I wonder if Trump's conceded defeat yet? Emery: Of course he hasn't. (Laughs).
Tammi-Louise: The day Trump admits he lost is the day Lionel puts on a pair of jogging bottoms.
Sasha and Zsa Zsa are giving their opinions on Aisha's and Corinne's eviction outfits in the bunker.
Corinne: Honest opinions, girls! Sasha: I like it. Love the colour.
Corinne: You don't seem as sure, Zsa Zsa? Zsa Zsa: I wouldn't wear it personally, but I can't pull off that sort of colour. But I think it looks lovely on you.
Corinne: Really? You're not just saying it? Sasha: We wouldn't lie to you, Corinne. We promise.
Aisha: OK. I'm dressed. You can turn round now.
Zsa Zsa: Aisha! You look incredible! Radiant!
Sasha: That's an amazing dress! You look like a bride!
Aisha: (Laughs). It's not too much?
Zsa Zsa: Not when it's that beautiful! You must wear it!
Corinne: (Sighs). Couldn't give me that level of enthusiasm, guys?
Aisha: Corinne, don't, babe.
Zsa Zsa: C'mon. What's the matter?
Corinne: Hm? Zsa Zsa: Talk to me.
Corinne: No. It's fine.
Zsa Zsa: You can't just make a comment like that and then brush it off!
Zsa Zsa: Why did you react like that, sweetie? We said you looked lovely. It's just Aisha's dress is magnificent.
Sasha: It looks like it's been put together by the angels of heaven themselves.
Zsa Zsa: Not really helping, Sash.
Zsa Zsa: But it was nothing to your detriment, Corinne. Honestly. You're a gorgeous young woman. You need to know that about yourself.
Corinne: I'm sorry. It's just... I've never really felt like a beautiful woman. I always feel like I get overlooked. I've always struggled with my image. Ever since I was a kid.
Zsa Zsa: But you shouldn't now. Honestly. You look fantastic. And you have your own unique style that suits you and makes you stand out. And you shouldn't change, or want to change, for anyone.
Corinne: I guess you're right.
Zsa Zsa: I am. You're a stunner, Corinne! And I don't want any comments to the contrary!
Aisha: Here! Here!
Corinne: Thanks, Zsa Zsa.
Vaughn and Wilbur are in the gym.
Vaughn: Nice to see you in here, man. Working out! Keeping fit! Wilbur: I always go running at home but I've just had no energy or motivation in here. When you're just sitting around all day, not doing anything, it encourages you to be more lazy.
Vaughn: Absolutely. It's important to persevere through it.
Wilbur: Plus, I'm so bored at this point I'd scale a fucking mountain just for something to do.
Vaughn: Hear you there, man.
Vaughn: Afternoon, gorgeous.
Wilbur: Nice for you to join us.
Vaughn: You going to join us?
Lionel: No, darling. I shan't.
Wilbur: You should work out a bit, Lionel! Get that heart racing.
Lionel: What do you have in mind, love?
Wilbur: (Laughs). On second thought.
Vaughn: So, you're plan is to just sit there and watch us work out? Lionel: Yes, dear. Yes it is.
With the evictions looming, housemates are getting prepared.
Maximillian and Zsa Zsa are in the bathroom.
Zsa Zsa: You might want to hurry up, you know? I think some of the others want to get in here.
Maximillian: Well, they're not nominees! So they can wait! (Laughs).
Zsa Zsa: True. I feel sorry for the others we're up with. They literally have to get ready for the eviction outside.
Maximillian: Wouldn't wanna be them.
Zsa Zsa: Indeed. I have to say, I wasn't sure about this dress when I brought it, but I am having no such doubts right now.
Maximillian: You look radiant, my love.
Zsa Zsa: Yes. I do.
Zsa Zsa: You're really punching above your weight with me, you know? Maximillian: Many say the same about you.
Zsa Zsa: (Laughs). Hurry up and get out of the bath, you scruffy shit.
Dennis: And here comes royalty! Ofelia: Wow, Zsa Zsa! Check you out! Zsa Zsa: I just did in the mirror! Isn't it a lovely dress!? Ofelia: Gorgeous!
Dennis: Lionel would tear your limbs off to get that.
Zsa Zsa: He'd need to! I wouldn't let it go without a fight.
Dennis: That's a vicious cat fight to the death I'd pay to see.
Aleks, Emery, and Kalyani are in the dining area.
Emery: We scrub up all right, then?
Kalyani: If you weren't gay, I'd be trying to bed you.
Aleks: You can just say yes? (Laughs).
Kalyani: Yes. You both look wonderful. Though I hope it's all a wasted effort.
Aleks: Prepare yourself. I have a feeling it's between us and the girls.
Kalyani: I won't hear of it!
Kalyani: I really love you both so much.
Emery: Don't get soppy! Kalyani: Sorry, but it's true! I know we've only known each other two weeks, but I hate the thought of not having you in here with me, especially tomorrow.
Emery: Hopefully we'll stay. And we love you, too. Tell her, Aleks!
Aleks: Yes. We love you, too. (Laughs).
All of the housemates are in the lounge. The first eviction is minutes away.
Wilbur: I wish you all look, guys.
Lionel: Yeah! Absolutely! Whoever goes, go out there, have an amazing time and milk every moment!
Corinne: I think it'll be us.
Aisha: Me too.
Kalyani: Isn't it supposed to be at nine?
Vaughn: That's when the show starts, I think.
Aleks: So, any second now, then.
Emery: Argh. I'm nervous.
Emery: If we do go, guys, I honestly want you all to know it's been a pleasure! One of the best experiences of my life.
Aleks: Yeah. It was lovely meeting you all.
Naveen: Oh, great. Thanks, Aleks.
Aleks: (Laughs). Maybe I shouldn't have followed Emery?
Kalyani: Gotta admire your honesty though, babe.
Emery: He's a softy really!
It's been almost ten minutes since Aleks and Emery became the second couple to be evicted from the house.
The housemates are unaware that a second eviction is imminent.
Corinne: I honestly believe we survived that.
Aisha: Me, too. I wasn't expecting it all.
Sasha: You need to have more faith in yourselves!
Vaughn: Absolutely. That's two evictions survived in a row for you now! Aisha: It's unbelievable. We're so grateful.
Lionel: You're just lucky you weren't up against me.
Corinne: (Laughs). We agree, Lionel.
Lionel: My followers would vote in their thousands!
Ofelia: Congrats to you guys, too.
Zsa Zsa: Thank you, darling. Means a lot.
Ofelia: Are you OK, Maximillian?
Maximillian: Just feeling slightly overwhelmed.
Ofelia: It must be really nice knowing people voted to keep you in.
Maximillian: It really is.
Zsa Zsa: Humbling. For sure.
Ofelia: Aw. I'm happy for you, guys. I wonder if we'll ever get that. (Laughs). I doubt it.
Bryce: Yeah. I doubt it, too.
Bryce and Ofelia were evicted from the house twenty-two minutes ago. Sim Brother is playing Christmas music into the house so the housemates can celebrate making it to Christmas Day.
Kalyani: I love this song so much! Aisha: You don't realise how much you miss music!
Sasha: You really don't, do you!?
Lionel: Go on, Mariah! You sing, girl!
Zsa Zsa: I met her once, you know? Much nicer than you'd expect her to be.
Vaughn: Should I pick up the name you dropped there, Zsa Zsa?
Zsa Zsa: (Laughs). Sorry.
Zsa Zsa: You all right, Wilbur!?
Wilbur: Almost tripped over my feet!
Vaughn: (Laughs). Wow.
Lionel: Oh, Dennis!
Dennis: I'm feeling the rthyhem, Lionel! Lionel: Oh, darling! Yes! You are doing all the right moves!
Dennis: It's all for you! Kalyani: Should I give you two some privacy!? (Laughs).
Maximillian: Oh. This is all good fun.
Most of the housemates are watching Elf in the lounge.
Kalyani: This film is fucking amazing.
Wilbur: I've never actually seen it.
Vaughn: What!? That's shameful, man!
Naveen: It's one of Will Ferrell's best movies.
Tammi-Louise: This and Anchorman, I'd say.
Sasha: I love Step Brothers. (Laughs).
Corinne: Oh, I can't stand that one!
Kalyani: That's actually criminal.
Aisha: We're not Will Ferrell fans. (Laughs). We like this one, though.
Corinne: And the racing film he did.
Naveen: Why don't we actually quiet down so we can watch it, guys?
Corinne: (Laughs). Sorry.
Kalyani: Oh, he's like this all the time. Even with films he's seen a hundred times. Nobody's allowed to talk.
Naveen: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR! (Laughs).
Maximillian is in the diary room.
Maximillian: Good evening, Sim Brother.
Sim Brother: Hello, Maximillian. How are you this evening? Maximillian: I'm quite surprised and taken aback by how I'm feeling actually, Sim Brother. I'm feeling really touched and choked up that people have voted to keep Zsa Zsa and myself in this house.
Sim Brother: Why do you think you and Zsa Zsa were saved, Maximillian? Maximillian: Hopefully we've come across well. I like to think we're good people and I'm relieved it hasn't come across otherwise. I just honestly didn't feel that confident about our chances the past few days. I think the whole thing with Aleks filled me doubt.
Sim Brother: How do you feel about getting to experience Christmas in the Sim Brother house?
Maximillian: Christmas is a joyous time but it can also be a trying and depressing time. And for me, it's no different. So, it varies from year to year whether I'm in the mood for it. But this year, I think I am! This is certainly a wonderful experience and I intend to make the most of tomorrow.
Lionel and Zsa Zsa are preparing food in the kitchen for Christmas Day.
Zsa Zsa: My sugar cookies fresh from the oven!
Lionel: They smell delightful, Zsa Zsa.
Zsa Zsa: I've got things covered in here if you wanted to watch the film, Lionel?
Lionel: Oh, heavens no. Unless it's in black and white, I'm not interested. I find the movies made nowadays mostly a load of shit.
Zsa Zsa: (Laughs). They don't make them like they did.
Lionel: Certainly. Give me It's a Wonderful Life! and White Christmas every day. But that thing they've got in there? I'd rather watch Boris Johnson fist a badger.
Zsa Zsa: Oh... I... what!?
As Sim Brother wants to add decorations to the house. The housemates have been told to go to the bedrooms.
Sasha: I can't believe they've actually sent us to bed. (Laughs). Like we're kids.
Vaughn: I love it! It's like we're kids again.
Sasha: Haha. Oh, I can't wait until tomorrow! Vaughn: It's gonna be amazing, isn't it? I love you, babe.
Sasha: I love you, too!
Tammi-Louise: Almost Christmas, you guys!
Kalyani: Let's all get into bed and snuggle up! And then it'll be morning! Naveen: Honestly. We are all behaving like children.
Aisha: But isn't it amazing!? (Laughs). I've not felt this excited since I was little! Wilbur: Yeah. It's great fun!
Lionel: I normally just drink through the entire holiday season and wake up January second feeling like I've been smacked by Mike Tyson.
Kalyani: Sounds good to me!
Tammi-Louise: See you in the morning, guys!
Kalyani: Yep! Nighty night!
Naveen: Oh, just go to bed the pair of you. (Laughs).
Dennis: What a day.
Lionel: Been wonderful, hasn't it? Not only has that Bryce been thrown to the curb but we were kept in! Glorious!
Dennis: It's a lovely feeling.
Lionel: If they had evicted me wearing my normal clothes, I'd have torn this fucking place upside down. It'd have got ugly.
Dennis: Oh, I believe you.
The fifteenth day in the Sim Brother Couples house has come to an end. Tune in soon for the highlights of day sixteen where the couples experience Christmas Day in the house. Stay tuned!