It's the twentieth day in the Celebrity Sim Brother house. Today, the Last Temptations of Christmas will continue.
Dennis and Lionel are in the outside quarters.
Lionel: Dying for breakfast...
Dennis: Then start without me!
Lionel: I like to eat together.
Dennis: Then wait until I'm done! Lionel: But you're taking ages.
Dennis: I'll be done when I'm done! Lionel: Who are you talking to!?
Dennis: Lionel, don't start.
Lionel: You know I get randy when we argue.
Dennis: You get randy when you breathe!
The housemates in the communal bedroom are now awake.
Naveen: You all right? Kalyani: Mm. Why wouldn't I be? Naveen: You seem a bit preoccupied? Kalyani: Honestly? I miss Dixie.
Naveen: Oh, not that bloody dog again! (Laughs).
Kalyani: Sorry, but I love her so much already! Do you think it would be wrong of me to go and get her? Naveen: Tammi-Louise and Wilbur are still asleep, I'd imagine.
Kalyani: I'm sure they won't mind...
Naveen: Why you ask my advice when you've already made up your mind, I don't know.
Kalyani: (Laughs). I don't know either.
Kalyani: (Whispers). Hiya, darlings!
Tammi-Louise: Seriously, Kalyani? (Laughs).
Kalyani: Sorry! I just missed them so much!
Wilbur: (Laughs). That's sweet.
Tammi-Louise: I'm actually worried you're gonna try and kidnap them...
Kalyani: I'd be tempted, not gonna lie. As they're already awake, can I take them down?
Wilbur: You'll be doing us a favour. They've been running around lunatics. Feed them, if you like.
Maximillian and Zsa Zsa are in the bathroom. They haven't spoken since Zsa Zsa snapped at Maximillian before they went to bed the night earlier.
Maximillian: You OK, honey? Zsa Zsa: Fine. Are you keeping watch in case someone comes in? Maximillian: Of course.
Zsa Zsa: Then why are you in here!?
Maximillian: Just wanted to see us if you were OK. And if we could talk?
Zsa Zsa: Now!? Really!? I'm having a shower!
Maximillian: Fine. I'll leave you to it.
Zsa Zsa: Thank you.
Kalyani and Lionel are doting on Trixie and Dixie.
Lionel: They are sweet, aren't they?
Kalyani: They really are. I've always much preferred bigger dogs and if you'd asked me five years ago or so what my least favourite breed was I'd have said Chihuahua's but my friend got one that I absolutely love and now after meeting these little darlings too... I think I'm gonna have to get one.
Lionel: They can be nippy and aggressive to people they don't know, but once you have their loyalty, they're adorable little things. Very sweet and loving.
Kalyani: They can be quite needy, too, but I sort of like that?
Lionel: A bit like Dennis.
Kalyani: (Laughs). You'd be lost without him.
Lionel: No, I have a GPS in the car and Google Maps on my phone.
Kalyani: Ha. Oh, these two... they're so sweet...
Lionel: They really are. Do you love my wig, by the way?
Kalyani: Of course, darling.
Lionel: Could've said so, then...
Aisha and Corinne are in the kitchen. They are yet to speak after an argument the day prior.
Aisha: Uh oh. Leaking again?
Aisha: Stupid machine.
Corinne: You talking to me now, then? Aisha: I think we should have a chat, yeah.
Corinne: 'Kay. Just let me finish this.
Aisha: So, where do we even begin?
Corinne: I apologise for how I acted yesterday. I shouldn't have got so silly about you petting the dog. It was childish and I get that.
Aisha: Thank you. I appreciate the apology.
Corinne: But I do feel like you don't stand by me sometimes.
Aisha: I don't mean this in a harsh way, but would you really expect me to stand by you on something if I think you're in the wrong?
Aisha: And that's the thing, honey. If I thought you were in the right I would, of course, come to your defence.
Corinne: I just feel as if everybody's being so insincere in here about how they're actually feeling.
Aisha: How so?
Corinne: I guarantee more people are upset about the money that's been taken away from the prize funds, but nobody's saying anything because they don't want to come across like they're game-players, or whatever.
Aisha: Maybe, but who cares if that's the case?
Corinne: I do, because I'm an honest and open person and if something pisses me off, I say. And yet I'm the one who comes across bad for expressing my opinion.
Aisha: But sometimes it's how you go about it, honey.
Corinne: (Sighs). I get that.
Aisha: Can we hug it out?
Aisha: I love you.
Corinne: (Laughs). Love you, too.
Aisha: What's so funny?
Corinne: One of the dogs has just walked in.
Aisha: Go on. Say hello. You know you want to.
Corinne: Aw, hello there, lovely.
Aisha: Beautiful dogs, aren't they?
Corinne: Oh, definitely. Cute as a button. There's a good girl.
Zsa Zsa is in the diary room.
Zsa Zsa: Hello, Sim Brother.
Sim Brother: Hello, Zsa Zsa. How are you today?
Zsa Zsa: I'm OK. Still a bit upset with you, to be honest.
Sim Brother: What are you upset about?
Zsa Zsa: Yesterday when you used me having a video call with my Aunt as part of the temptations thing. I thought that was wrong.
Sim Brother: Zsa Zsa, Sim Brother did not mean to upset you.
Zsa Zsa: Well, I just think it was wrong to use her as a way of trying to tempt me into doing something I didn't want to do... I'm very close to her and she's had a tough year.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother understands while you're upset, Zsa Zsa, and would like to reiterate again that it was never intended to upset you.
Zsa Zsa: I know. I'm over it now, I just hope she wasn't upset or anything by me not speaking to her.
Sim Brother: Zsa Zsa, Sim Brother can assure you that your Aunt is absolutely fine.
Zsa Zsa: OK. Good. That's nice to know. Thanks, Sim Brother.
Zsa Zsa: Hi.
Zsa Zsa: You look like a sad little puppy.
Maximillian: I feel like one.
Zsa Zsa: Come on. Let's have a talk.
Maximillian: Do I have to grovel here?
Zsa Zsa: Don't be stupid. Of course you don't.
Maximillian: Well, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you'd get as upset as you did.
Zsa Zsa: I just expected some care or concern from you, is all. After all, you know how I feel about my Aunt and I thought you could tell I was quite upset.
Maximillian: I could, and someone, I can't quite remember who now, asked if they should go after you but I said to leave you be.
Zsa Zsa: Why?
Maximillian: Well, no offence, darling, but you don't like to be smothered when you're upset. All our years together have taught me that.
Zsa Zsa: That's more when I'm raging and need to calm down. I was mainly upset last night.
Maximillian: I thought it was mostly anger, you see.
Zsa Zsa: OK. Well, I was being too sensitive.
Maximillian: I wasn't sure you wanted to discuss anything to do with your family on camera or anything anyway...
Zsa Zsa: I wouldn't normally, but considering Sim Brother brought my Aunt Millie up...
Zsa Zsa: I told Vaughn last night anyway, about how she's been ill.
Maximillian: Sorry, darling. I should have checked on you. Forgive me for being such an ass.
Zsa Zsa: Of course. It's all done with now. Does this mean I can get a dog? Maximillian: (Laughs). I wasn't that much of an ass.
Dennis, Naveen, Vaughn, and Wilbur at the campfire. They are playing a game of shag, marry, kill.
Vaughn: Well, if you marry someone you can fuck them as many times as you wish, right?
Dennis: With their consent, of course.
Vaughn: (Laughs). You know what I mean.
Naveen: Yeah. You can.
Vaughn: Then I'd marry Mila Kunis and fuck Margot Robbie.
Dennis: Can I kill all three?
Wilbur: None of them do anything for you, Dennis?
Dennis: Not even a tingle on the old penis, darling.
Naveen: You've got to answer though.
Dennis: (Sighs). I'm not even sure I know who Mila Kunis is. Margot is that Harley Quinn character, yes?
Wilbur: Believe so.
Naveen: Mila Kunis is married to Ashton Kutcher. And she's in Ted.
Dennis: Ah OK. I think I've seen her before. And who was the other one again?
Vaughn: Charlize Theron.
Dennis: Oh, she's sassy. I'd marry her. Uh... I'd shag Margot Robbie because her lips have touched DiCaprio's and I'd kill the Mila lady. Now it's my turn to ask you, fellas!
Wilbur: Lord help us.
Dennis: OK! Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, and Paul Newman.
Naveen: I don't even know who any of them are.
Dennis: FUCK OFF!?
Wilbur: (Laughs). They're of a different generation, Dennis.
Dennis: You kids need to watch the real movies!
The housemates are gathering in the lounge per instruction by Sim Brother.
Wilbur: Love it when they do this.
Tammi-Louise: It's so sweet.
Sasha: They really are the sweetest little things.
Vaughn: They've really put a smile on everybody's faces, haven't they?
Sasha: Not everyone.
Sim Brother: This is Sim Brother...
Kalyani: Hopefully I'm today. I hate not knowing what they're going to tempt me with.
Tammi-Louise: Another man.
Kalyani: If it's one that will actually propose to me, I'd go for it.
Naveen: Shut up. (Laughs).
Sim Brother: Would Maximillian please enter the temptation chamber.
Maximillian: Oh, boy.
Sasha: Hope it goes OK!
Zsa Zsa: It'll be fine.
Maximillian: Wish me luck.
Lionel: No. I hope you have a terrible time.
Maximillian: (Laughs). Shut it, you.
Sim Brother: Hello, Maximillian. Welcome to the chamber.
Maximillian: Good afternoon.
Sim Brother: Maximillian, no other housemate can hear this conversation.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother has a question for you.
Maximillian: Yes I will marry you.
Sim Brother: Maximillian, Sim Brother is aware you a fan of the author H.P. Lovecraft.
Sim Brother: Maximillian, Sim Brother is willing to gift you with an early copy of one of his books which is signed by the late author himself.
Maximillian: Oh, good heavens.
Sim Brother: Maximillian, Sim Brother is willing to give this to you in exchange for £3,100 from the third place prize fund which currently stands at £25,000.
Maximillian: Boy, oh boy.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother will give you thirty seconds to contemplate your decision.
One minute later...
Aisha: What did they do?
Maximillian: Can't say just yet.
Zsa Zsa: Challenging, was it? Maximillian: 'Twas.
Sim Brother: Tammi-Louise please sit back down.
Tammi-Louise: Sorry, big guy! Was just getting this little madam! I had a feeling she was about to pee on your rug...
Zsa Zsa: Or on my shoes!
Tammi-Louise: Would've improved them.
Zsa Zsa: (Laughs). How dare you!
Sim Brother: Would Lionel please enter the temptation chamber.
Lionel: Would love to.
Lionel: Urgh. Did you fart in here, Max!?
Dennis: Such a crude bastard, isn't he?
Sim Brother: Hello, Lionel. Welcome to the temptation chamber.
Lionel: Lovely to be here. Got any weed?
Sim Brother: Lionel, no other housemates can hear this conversation.
Lionel: And I'm not wearing a wire, so you're all good.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother is about to ask you a question.
Lionel: No. I'm not a cop.
Sim Brother: Lionel, Sim Brother hears you're quite a fan of the singer Cher.
Lionel: Singer!? I think you'll find the correct term for her is Goddess!
Sim Brother: Lionel, Sim Brother is prepared to give you tickets to her world tour when it resumes which will include VIP backstage passes for you to meet her.
Lionel: Oh, you filthy teases.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother is willing to give this to you, Lionel, for £2,000 from the runners-up prize fund which currently stands at £50,000.
Sim Brother: Lionel, Sim Brother will give you thirty seconds to contemplate your decision.
One minute later...
Lionel: I've took everything for a pass to the final. Sorry, you guys.
Sasha: (Laughs). Wouldn't put it past you.
Sim Brother: Would Aisha please enter the temptation chamber.
Aisha: Darn. Right...
Corinne: You'll be fine, honey.
Zsa Zsa: Best of luck!
Aisha: I'm so nervous.
Sim Brother: Hello, Aisha. Welcome to the chamber.
Sim Brother: No other housemates can hear this conversation.
Sim Brother: Aisha, Sim Brother has a question for you.
Aisha: I'm sure you do.
Sim Brother: Aisha, Sim Brother understands you and Corinne are very unhappy with the state of your kitchen.
Aisha: (Laughs). Just a bit. It's awful. Falling to pieces.
Sim Brother: Aisha, Sim Brother is willing to pay for you to have your own designer kitchen designed especially for you and installed for shortly after you leave the house.
Sim Brother: If you accept this temptation, Aisha, £3000 will be removed from the prize fund for the winners which currently stands at £98,000.
Sim Brother: Sim Brother will give you thirty seconds to contemplate your decision.
One minutes later...
Corinne: You OK?
Lionel: Christ. I need a shit.
Sim Brother: This is Sim Brother...
Kalyani: Here we go.
Wilbur: Everyone stay cool. (Laughs).
Naveen: I swear that gets said every time.
Sim Brother: Maximillian was offered a signed early edition of one of H.P. Lovecraft's books.
Zsa Zsa: Wow!
Naveen: Who!? Maximillian: (Laughs). You kids...
Sim Brother: If Maximillian accepted the temptation £3,100 would have been removed from the third place prize fund which currently stands at £25,000.
Sim Brother: Maximillian resisted the temptation.
Maximillian: It was tough.
Sim Brother: Lionel was offered tickets to see Cher during her world tour with these tickets also giving him VIP passes backstage to meet her.
Sasha: (Laughs). Wow.
Dennis: He took it. There's no way he turned that down.
Sim Brother: If Lionel took the temptation, £2,000 would be removed from the runners-up prize fund which currently stands at £50,000.
Zsa Zsa: Ooh.
Sim Brother: Lionel accepted the temptation. The prize fund for the runners-up now stands at £48,000.
Lionel: Still a good amount.
Lionel: You all right there, grumpy? Corinne: What!?
Lionel: You giving me daggers. I don't like it.
Corinne: Well, I don't like you taking the money.
Aisha: Babe, please.
Vaughn: And here we go.
Lionel: What else was I supposed to do!?
Corinne: Not take it maybe!?
Lionel: IT'S FUCKING CHER!
(Sasha, Vaughn, Naveen, Kalyani, and Tammi-Louise laugh)
Corinne: This is just pathetic, but you know what, I'm the only one with any morals clearly, so I'll keep my mouth shut.
Lionel: That'll be a nice change, you gobshite.
Sim Brother: Aisha was given the chance to have her own kitchen designed and fitted for her and Corinne's house. Aisha was told £3000 would be removed from the prize fund for the winners which currently stands at £98,000. Aisha accepted the temptation and the prize fund for the winners now stands at £95,000.
Lionel: Not got anything to say now, have you!?
Tammi-Louise: (Laughs). Brilliant.
Corinne: Why don't you just shut your fucking mouth!?
Lionel: Because it just goes to show how full of shit you are. You haven't said anything to Aisha!
Corinne: Just mind your own business!
Lionel: Like you have with everyone else, you mean?
Corinne: Why the hell are you starting on me for!? I've always been nice to you, Lionel! Lionel: I don't like the way you've behaved over the last few days! You've gone out of your way to create an atmosphere and it's pissing me off! I've kept my mouth shut up until now but when I see you looking at me like I had run over a beloved relative of yours or something, I got pissed off!
Corinne: Can we just drop this now!?
Lionel: Because you've bitten off more than you can chew with me, right?
Lionel: You know I won't put up with your shit, young lady! Corinne: Young lady!? Don't patronise me!
Lionel: Then stop acting like a spoilt brat all the time! Be happy for people! I'm happy Tammi's gotten to see her dogs! I'm happy you and Aisha will get a new kitchen! See the bigger picture for crying out loud! The finalists are still gonna get a lot of money!
Vaughn: This is becoming a recurring thing...
Corinne: Shut up, Vaughn.
Vaughn: OK! Bye!
Aisha: I'm sorry, guys.
Lionel: Don't apologise. You've not done anything wrong.
Tammi-Louise: No, not at all. You enjoy that kitchen, babe.
Sasha is in the diary room.
Sim Brother: Hello, Sasha. How are you this evening? Sasha: Bit stressed! This temptation stuff you've thrown at us has sure caused a lot of drama, which I'm sure you're thrilled about. (Laughs).
Sim Brother: How do you feel about the temptations that were offered today?
Sasha: I'm happy for Lionel and Aisha, to be honest. I felt a bit bad Max was the only one who turned his down. Bless him. I felt Zsa Zsa should have taken hers yesterday, to be honest. I dunno... I think Lionel had a good point earlier. People should take what they can get within reason. As long as the finalists still have a lot of money to win, I think maybe people should be allowed to treat themselves. It's not like we've asked you to tempt us with all of this.
Kalyani, Sasha, and Tammi-Louise are in the hot tub.
Tammi-Louise: I'm sorry, but I got so much satisfaction from Lionel wiping the floor with Corinne earlier. (Laughs).
Sasha: We couldn't tell. It's not like you were beaming throughout the entire thing, or anything.
Tammi-Louise: (Laughs). Couldn't help myself. She's been such a pain in the arse this past week.
Kalyani: Yeah, she goes about things terribly. But I don't disagree with everything she says. At this point though, I'm sort of over getting upset about it all.
Tammi-Louise: What will be will be at the end of the day. Why does she allow herself to get so angry!?
Sasha: She really looked at Lionel like she wanted to kill him.
Kalyani: Soon regretted that, didn't she?
Sasha: I honestly think he's brilliant.
Tammi-Louise: Absolutely. Such a character. It's a shame he and Dennis weren't in at the beginning.
Sasha: To be honest, it sort of feels like they have been.
Kalyani: Yeah. I couldn't picture it in here without them now. They've fitted in so well these past two weeks.
Tammi-Louise: I can see them doing well.
Sasha: Definitely. Finalists, for sure, at least. But it's sometimes harder for newcomers.
Sasha: Shit, Tammi! Trixie's out here!
Tammi-Louise: Bugger! Left the door open! She's small enough to fall through the fence...
Kalyani: I'll grab her! I can have a cuddle while I'm at it!
Tammi-Louise: (Laughs). Thought you might.
Kalyani: Can she come in with us?
Tammi-Louise: No, she cannot! (Laughs).
Dennis, Lionel, and Vaughn are in the lounge.
Dennis: I wish we could go up and join the girls in the hot tub.
Lionel: Me too. I hate being the lowest ranked couple. The bunker is so cold at night. My penis shrivels to half its size.
Vaughn: Fucking hell. (Laughs).
Lionel: Did you have that problem, Vaughn?
Vaughn: I plead the fifth.
Lionel: Bet it's still a good foot long, at best.
Vaughn: Again, I plead the fifth.
Dennis: Can you stop flirting with him!? I'm sitting right here!
Lionel: Then leave the room, because I cannot resist Vaughn. If it wasn't for me being so fond of lovely Sasha, I'd have seduced him already.
Vaughn: (Laughs). Of course.
Corinne is opening up to Zsa Zsa in the snug.
Corinne: I honestly just want to go now, Zsa Zsa. I've had enough.
Zsa Zsa: That's not the fighting spirit I like in you! Don't give up!
Corinne: I'm not giving up. I'd never give people the satisfaction of me walking and I wouldn't jeopardise Aisha's experience, but I honestly wouldn't mind if we were evicted next.
Zsa Zsa: But you've survived twice already, honey. The viewers clearly wanted to keep you in.
Corinne: They've probably changed their mind by now, because I'm such a horrible person.
Zsa Zsa: Don't be silly. Nobody thinks that.
Corinne: Lionel clearly does.
Zsa Zsa: No. He doesn't. He just lost his temper. I'm sure you can straighten things out in time.
Corinne: I just feel so alone in here.
Zsa Zsa: Don't be so silly! You're never alone, do you understand!? Not only do you have Aisha but you have Max and I! I know Dennis and Lionel like you both, too! Things have just gotten a little heated the past few days. Just please try and calm down in future, OK?
Corinne: OK. Thanks, Zsa Zsa. You've always been there for me.
Zsa Zsa: Of course, darling.
The housemates are heading to bed.
Dennis: No regrets?
Lionel: About taking up the chance to meet God herself!? Are you kidding!?
Dennis: (Laughs). I wasn't talking about Cher. I meant the row with Corinne.
Lionel: Oh, that. Well, I might have gone in on her a bit strongly, but I think she needed telling. So, no, no regrets, but I'm happy to let it go and make up with her soon.
Aisha: Are you annoyed with me?
Aisha: You promise?
Corinne: I promise. I just want to get some sleep, babe.
Aisha: OK. Night, then.
The twentieth day in the Sim Brother Couples house has come to an end. Tune in soon for the highlights of day twenty-one where the Last Temptations of Christmas continues and make sure you join Preeya for the fourth live eviction of the series. Stay tuned!